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Yo Mamma!

Discussion in 'Pictures and funny Stuff.' started by Civic96, Apr 17, 2006.

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  1. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mamma's so ugly it proves God doesnt exist!
     
    Civic96, Apr 29, 2006
    #21
  2. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma is so hairy that when you were born, you had rugburns on yo face:eek:

    why the hell isn't anyone else jumping in on this?:confused:
     
    Hautewheeler, May 1, 2006
    #22
  3. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    They are scurrred, thats all.

    Yo Mamma is so godamn dumb it takes her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
     
    Civic96, May 2, 2006
    #23
  4. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma is so ugly, poeple dress up as HER for halloween:eek:
     
    Hautewheeler, May 2, 2006
    #24
  5. haemphyst

    haemphyst Full Member

    yo mamma so ugly, she gotta sneak up on a glass of water!
     
    haemphyst, May 7, 2006
    #25
  6. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Congratulations on your first post, now go back and put on your helmet before you hurt yourself.

    Yo mamma soooo ugly her reflection flinches
     
    Civic96, May 9, 2006
    #26
  7. ramos

    ramos Full Member

    yo mama is so fat , Western sizzlin had to put speed bumps in the buffet line just to keep up with her :)
     
    ramos, May 15, 2006
    #27
  8. CadillacETC1997

    CadillacETC1997 Well-Known Member

    yo mama so fat they mistook her belt line for the equator
    yo mama's ass is soo big its crack rivals the grand canyon
     
    CadillacETC1997, May 15, 2006
    #28
  9. ramos

    ramos Full Member

    Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out :)
     
    ramos, May 15, 2006
    #29
  10. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma so dumb, she climbed a tree, talkin bout how she wanna be a branch manager
     
    Hautewheeler, May 15, 2006
    #30
  11. LunarEclipse

    LunarEclipse Full Member

    yo mama is so fat, geographers are STILL trying to identify unknown territory on her.
     
    LunarEclipse, May 17, 2006
    #31
  12. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    Yo mamma's missin so many teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail:eek:
     
    Hautewheeler, May 18, 2006
    #32
  13. Adrian

    Adrian Full Member

    yo moma is fat the horse in her Polo shirt is real
     
    Adrian, May 19, 2006
    #33
  14. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    Yo mamma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull with other little fat people orbiting around her!
     
    Hautewheeler, May 19, 2006
    #34
  15. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma is so old, that she owes jesus twenty bucks^_^
     
    Hautewheeler, May 31, 2006
    #35
  16. aznboi3644

    aznboi3644 Full Member

    Heard this one a lil while ago

    Yo momma is so nasty, her pussy has more friends than TOM on MYSPACE!!!


    OHHH:jawdrop:
     
    aznboi3644, May 31, 2006
    #36
  17. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    okay- that was really funny anz..

    you mamma is so nasty that she gotta dump ice water in her pants to keep the crabs fresh:eek:
     
    Hautewheeler, Jun 1, 2006
    #37
  18. aznboi3644

    aznboi3644 Full Member

    HAHA nice nice
     
    aznboi3644, Jun 1, 2006
    #38
  19. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma is so ugly, when she was a kid, they had to feed her with a slingshot!
     
    Hautewheeler, Jun 2, 2006
    #39
  20. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mama so dumb she brought a dollar to JCPenny's to go on a shopping spree.
     
    Civic96, Jun 5, 2006
    #40
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