Holy christ... It's not a Bobbit thing though... this is full-on "Darwin Award" material here, ladies and gentlemen. If he lost his weiner in this whole thing... would that really be unfair, in the scope of his stupidity? Yes, it would suck to be him.... but come on!
It takes balls to do that...although I guess that's all he has left. Ouch. I can't even carry a pocket knife let alone cut "him" off. Anything that sharp gets that close to "it", I go ballistic. It's the only thing I have to be proud of
