I just saw the classic rice on the way home tonight... 1993 or '94 Nissan Sentra, you know, the small rounded family car look. First I saw the 2 sets of foglights coming toward me, pointing right in the rearviev mirror (uh, moron, they're supposed to pe pointing low {hence their low mounting point} to aid visibility in fog). As he zipped around me I saw the "Si R" sticker in the rear quarter window (uh, dude, Si R is a Honda designation). The next thing that caught my eye was the "300Zx" emblem on the right rear of the car (Uh, hey buddy, it's not a 300ZX). Oh, but this gets even better... On the left rear is the really frightening emblem stating "Si R" and underneath that it said "Twin Turbo" in what looked like vinal tape. The rattleing roar of a farting mouse made me quiver in fear as I noticed the 3" muffler tip piercing from the rear of this insane ride!!! Thankfully, he had a wing that reached to the top of the rear window of this beast (visibility, no problem ) to hold it down as it roared into life at the next intersection. From then on all I saw were his foglights... Hmmmm.
What a shity ass labor day weeked for me in NJ. ALL it did today was fucking rain. All day long! Anyways that is a classic. My friend has a nice 95 civic with a bit of work on his engine but he has so many fucking stickers it makes me cringe. I told him that me, a fellow civic owner, in goood heart, suggest that he rips those off imediately because they are just superflous and gay. He has all the parts he is braggin about but does anyone care that you have sony subs in the back? Anyways, I will be getting a fart pipe soon. I tried to get a decent 2" tip but had to settle with a 3.5". That is all the store had! I hate the look of my small tip and need change. This will go well with my Altezza lights
you guys wont believe this neon that goes to the public high school by me (i go to a private school so i dont know thekid). its the body style of the first kind of neons that came out. he has a decal racing stripe about 10" wide off center down his hood and trunk with another one about 2" wide next to it. APC banner on front windshield plus at least 7 other APC stickers on the "racing stipe", sideview mirrors, and other off center locations. on top of all that he has a big type R banner on the rear winshield and a type R sticker next to every APC sticker...its a frickin dodge...if youre gonna put type R shit on it at least make sure you have a japanese car. im sure he also has led's on the hood but i havent seen it at night. his other car buddy has an APC banner but thats all thank god. the park in the street along a curb and the funny thing is that they always park with their bumpers touching; i assume they dont want people walking between their precious "imports". got another funny story. saturday night me and some friends were skating at this one school and some kids pull up in a older model celica. they say theyre waiting for someone and ask if they can watch so we're like alright thats cool. well the people they were waiting for turns out to be a car full of girls (too bad only one was hot). while they talk we skate some more and the girls see us and come over and start talking with us. then the driver of the celica rolls his windows down (its below freezing out) and attempts to bump. he CLEARLY has subs but nothing my 3515 cant handle. after a few minutes my friend is like dude you gotta roast him. i didnt want to cuz im not the type to show off but he convinced me since we were leaving anyway. i start the car and pop my trunk to take my skates off and my friend turns it up (love me by eminem is playing...goes pretty low) and the other kid just kinda turns his stuff off. then i open my door and the girls see the blue neons under my dash (wired to come on when door opens) and all flock around my car (shallow girls are impressed by bright lights). the girls ask me what kind of car i have and i tell them its an 89 bentley (hehe its a 93 corolla but they dont know any better). we talk with them some more and get some numbers then before we leave i go ask the kid what kinda subs he has and he says "oh, its just all stock". (our cars are both the same generation (like 93-97ish) and i know that stock isnt that bassy.) i just walk away laughing in my head.
ok i got another story. tonight me and my friends were bored so we were driving around looking for people to fuck with. well luckily we come upon some old suzuki hatchback thing with some big exhaust, huge suzuki logo on the rear window and of course, the huge classic wing on the roof. we flip him off as we drive by then luckily come to a red light: im in the left turn lane and hes on the right of us. i look over and hes got some led shit all over the interior and APC seatbelt things. i roll down the window and ask him if he can fly with that wing hes got then laugh at him then he gives us some wierd ass look and flips us off and starts revving his engine. right as that happened i get the left turn light and start to go. right as we go he floors it and goes through a red cuz each direction had the green to turn left. luckliy nobody from the other direction was turning because he would have slammed right into them. i was laughing so hard...some people are just so fucking dumb. man, where is a cop when you need one? about 20 mintues later in my one friends neighbor hood someone had a 21" tv in front of their house cuz it was garbage night so we snatched that up but i got home to find out is doesnt work so ill just use it as a table in my room or somethin.
