Anyone else watched "newlyweds" on MTV? Jessica seems so facking sheltered it's not even funny... I don't know if she really lacks upstairs in the way people stereotype blondes to be, or if she's just led such a sheltered life that she has no common sense... But wow... She was eating a tuna sandwich and asked Nick "So.. is this chicken, or tuna?" He looked at her like "WTF, woman..." :blink: and said "what are you talking about?" and she said - with complete seriousness "well, the can said 'chicken of the sea', so I thought it was chicken" Another one, they ordered Pizza and chicken wings... aka "Buffalo style wings" or just "Buffalo wings" (this one was particularly amusing to me since I live just outside Buffalo)... Her friends: "Hey, Jessica, do you want some wings?" Jessica says "No way, I'm not trying those" "Why not?" they ask her. Jessica says - again with complete seriousness - "That's disgusting, I'm not eating Buffalo meat." Frickin A... I think it's safe to say we all know what Nick was looking for in a woman... And it had nothing to do with brains, or domestic duties...
LMAO!!! Yes......I saw that. I was on the floor that was so damn funny. You know nick's gotta be thinkin'......."what the fuck have I gotten myself into to?" Let's just be glad she's not a butcher :lol: :lol: :lol: Jeff
Yea, i've seen a few episodes of that. I really don't think she's been too sheltered...i sincerely believe she is just that dumb, hard to believe isn't it?
LMFAO geo hahahaha oh well, with a body liek that, all i;d be doing is making her believe that having sex alot is good......which it is..... :lol:
Maybe I am just getting old, but there is MORE to life than sex I would go insane if I had to live with here everyday She would make a good GF, someone you screw on the weekend and not talk to again until your ready for another lay, but to live with HELLLLL NO
Maybe I am just getting old, but there is MORE to life than sex I would go insane if I had to live with here everyday She would make a good GF, someone you screw on the weekend and not talk to again until your ready for another lay, but to live with HELLLLL NO [/b][/quote] very true sir
it's about time y'all stopped riding britney and put up some real beauty jessican simpson seems dorky as hell, but dorky chicks are cool as hell somewhat and it's tv, they air what they want to....kinda like all of the other reality shows with fights and shit all of the time, that's not what's always going on....they just cut and paste basically and put the entertaining ish in there...and if that means making someone out to be an idiot, that's it.. now the whole chicken of the sea and buffalo wings, no comment for that can almost negate what i just said....
Shit I posted picks of her like a year ago, now everybody wants to jump on the bandwagon cause she has her own tv show Hey civic Im gonna kick your ass if you keep waxing your carrot to my girl :bash: :lol:
Yeah, she's definately not the brightest light in the hallway, but she (Jessica Simpson) is smokin hot!
