One night a mexican man was walking home after a hard day of work. Kicking cans along the side walk he came across what appeared to be a genie lamp. He picked it up being skeptical and rubbed it for good fortune, when to his suprise, a genie appeared. She said to him, "I'll grant you only 1 wish, and whatever you choose shall be yours" excitedly the man said, "I wish to be able to **** tequila forever!" Making his wish come true, she cast her spell and off he went. He arrived at home and again being skeptical, went to take a ****. He scooped some in a glass and to his suprise, it was the greatest tequila he had ever tasted! So he called his wife in and they drank the night away. The next night, he arrived home from work and told his wife to get 2 glasses so they can drink the night away once again. After filling the glasses they again drank the night away. The next night, again arriving home from work, he tells his wife, "pendeja, get only 1 glass out tonight" the wife being utterly confused does as she is told and asks why afterwards....his reply? "tonight me amor, you drink from the bottle!"
